
Dawn Herb, 31, of Scranton, Pennsylvania came forward to friends and family last week about a vision.
"I saw Jesus," said Dawn, "and he seemed concerned."
An avid churchgoer, Dawn has been a Christian her whole life and feels she has a relationship with the Christian messiah.
But this was no ordinary vision. The part of the story that Herb had trouble coming forward with was the timing and place of the incident.
Here's an excerpt from the transcript between Dawn and the local news reporter that interviewed her:
"Number two," Dawn muttered sheepishly.
"Excuse me?"
"Number two. You know, poo. I was right in the middle of it when I had my vision."
"You're kidding, right?"
"Umm.. nope. That's how it happened. Right here. [Pointing to toilet]"
"Wow, that's .. different. How can you be sure of what you saw?"
"I know what I saw! Jesus says he'll come like a thief in the night, you know -- when we least expect it. Well, guess what..."
Officials stated that Miss Herb seemed completely sane and sober, so for the time being it seems she's telling the truth, however unbelievable that may be.