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« on: October 22, 2008, 09:21:00 PM »



Sometimes, reality is far stranger than science fiction and this is exactly the case in the recent events that took place in Tibet.

A small group of Buddhists all claim to have seen Jesus Christ ascend into the room with one message:

"I am Jesus, the son of God. The time is near. Be prepared."

(Translated) "The room was dim and suddenly became extremely bright. He ascended out of no where and delivered the message. Our bodies were filled with such feelings of beauty and euphoria that we were pained at his exit. Each of us thought we'd been dreaming until someone spoke out loud."

These days, the seven nuns (seen above) are directing their prayers toward Jesus and have begun to spread the word about their group encounter. Not everyone is so receptive to their message, however, especially given the disposition of the Buddhists.

"We have no reason to lie but, understandably, it is difficult for people to believe. They need time. But time may not be a luxury at this point."

Friends and family of the group have vouched for their sanity, stating "they're peaceful and live with honor and respect. They have no reason to lie."

If these people are right, hold on to your pants. There are bound to be more sightings like these and things could get ugly.
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« Reply #1 on: October 23, 2008, 07:15:26 AM »



touché, scott...


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« Reply #2 on: October 23, 2008, 04:54:05 PM »



Sometimes, reality is far stranger than science fiction and this is exactly the case in the recent events that took place in Tibet.

A small group of Buddhists all claim to have seen Jesus Christ ascend into the room with one message:

"I am Jesus, the son of God. The time is near. Be prepared."

(Translated) "The room was dim and suddenly became extremely bright. He ascended out of no where and delivered the message. Our bodies were filled with such feelings of beauty and euphoria that we were pained at his exit. Each of us thought we'd been dreaming until someone spoke out loud."

These days, the seven nuns (seen above) are directing their prayers toward Jesus and have begun to spread the word about their group encounter. Not everyone is so receptive to their message, however, especially given the disposition of the Buddhists.

"We have no reason to lie but, understandably, it is difficult for people to believe. They need time. But time may not be a luxury at this point."

Friends and family of the group have vouched for their sanity, stating "they're peaceful and live with honor and respect. They have no reason to lie."

If these people are right, hold on to your pants. There are bound to be more sightings like these and things could get ugly.

Wow, very interesting. I wonder why Buddhists?
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« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2008, 01:17:07 PM »



Sometimes, reality is far stranger than science fiction and this is exactly the case in the recent events that took place in Tibet.

A small group of Buddhists all claim to have seen Jesus Christ ascend into the room with one message:

"I am Jesus, the son of God. The time is near. Be prepared."

(Translated) "The room was dim and suddenly became extremely bright. He ascended out of no where and delivered the message. Our bodies were filled with such feelings of beauty and euphoria that we were pained at his exit. Each of us thought we'd been dreaming until someone spoke out loud."

These days, the seven nuns (seen above) are directing their prayers toward Jesus and have begun to spread the word about their group encounter. Not everyone is so receptive to their message, however, especially given the disposition of the Buddhists.

"We have no reason to lie but, understandably, it is difficult for people to believe. They need time. But time may not be a luxury at this point."

Friends and family of the group have vouched for their sanity, stating "they're peaceful and live with honor and respect. They have no reason to lie."

If these people are right, hold on to your pants. There are bound to be more sightings like these and things could get ugly.

Wow, very interesting. I wonder why Buddhists?

Because no one would believe Christians. :]
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