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« on: October 20, 2008, 12:57:59 PM »



Gunnison County's Jason Crawford was angry at God for taking the life of his brother John, so he decided to take it up personally with the "Big Guy in the Sky."

Crawford was seen with both middle fingers raised high toward the angry clouds for "a good twenty minutes to half an hour," as an onlooker described. Apparently, he was standing in the middle of an open field during a thunder storm during his open act of defiance.

In a later statement by Crawford, he explained more in detail the events that took place that evening:

"It melted my gold chain and crucifix. I was a little drunk and pretty pissed off at God when I decided to give him my ... special message."

The good news is that Jason's faith has been renewed and he now regularly attends church.

"My brand new testimony will be sure to convince a lot of young hearts that Jesus is real and watching their every move." He laughed and said "you don't want to mess with Jesus."

Crawford is happy to have lived through the ordeal and, barring third degree burns, is expected to make a full recovery.

"I'm convinced God had his reasons for taking my brother and won't be testing my faith again any time soon."

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« Reply #1 on: October 21, 2008, 01:22:43 PM »



Gunnison County's Jason Crawford was angry at God for taking the life of his brother John, so he decided to take it up personally with the "Big Guy in the Sky."

Crawford was seen with both middle fingers raised high toward the angry clouds for "a good twenty minutes to half an hour," as an onlooker described. Apparently, he was standing in the middle of an open field during a thunder storm during his open act of defiance.

In a later statement by Crawford, he explained more in detail the events that took place that evening:

"It melted my gold chain and crucifix. I was a little drunk and pretty pissed off at God when I decided to give him my ... special message."

The good news is that Jason's faith has been renewed and he now regularly attends church.

"My brand new testimony will be sure to convince a lot of young hearts that Jesus is real and watching their every move." He laughed and said "you don't want to mess with Jesus."

Crawford is happy to have lived through the ordeal and, barring third degree burns, is expected to make a full recovery.

"I'm convinced God had his reasons for taking my brother and won't be testing my faith again any time soon."



That's an amusing story. He's lucky to be alive after doing something so flat-out stupid. If that's what renews his faith and helps him get over the death of his brother, good for him.
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« Reply #2 on: October 21, 2008, 03:35:35 PM »


hmmmmm....
20 min to a half-hour in an open field during a thunder storm.
wow, i cannot believe he got hit by lightning.
the chances of that are, like, one out of...four,...or something.

totally god.  yup.


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« Reply #3 on: October 23, 2008, 04:35:18 PM »


hmmmmm....
20 min to a half-hour in an open field during a thunder storm.
wow, i cannot believe he got hit by lightning.
the chances of that are, like, one out of...four,...or something.

totally god.  yup.


haha.. exactly. :]
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« Reply #4 on: October 23, 2008, 04:52:43 PM »


hmmmmm....
20 min to a half-hour in an open field during a thunder storm.
wow, i cannot believe he got hit by lightning.
the chances of that are, like, one out of...four,...or something.

totally god.  yup.


haha.. exactly. :]

Well, I've always thought God has a sense of humor. So, if God's up there, I could see him doing that just to screw with the guy.
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« Reply #5 on: February 06, 2009, 02:55:27 PM »

Are you really using this as proof of god? I do not understand how this is proof.

If you get struck by lightning like this guy did, its becuase he is so effin stupid. what idiot will intentionally stand under a thunderstorm? Im pretty darn sure he wouldve been struck anyways even if he didnt send his message to the so called "GOD".

Dont you watch the weather channel? Dont they tell you to go seek shelter when your caught in a thunderstorm? Why do you think they say that? its for your own safety, not becuase they think that you will get struck by god. LOL... Suppose they say" seek shelter when there is lightning, otherwise god will strike you.. to increase the chances of god not striking you, try not to be angry at him" lol...

Next time, I suggest you use evidence that makes better sense than that. Sorry but that was just funny. Rant over... Grin
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« Reply #6 on: January 07, 2010, 03:26:43 AM »

The really funny part of this "proof" is that it never happened.  The lightning and cross bit is true, the guys name and the county where it happened are right but that's it.  This guy was riding dirt bikes with his brother when struck by lightning.  Check www.thedenverchannel.com/news/4977570/detail.html .
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« Reply #7 on: January 15, 2010, 02:38:09 PM »

Are you really using this as proof of god? I do not understand how this is proof.

If you get struck by lightning like this guy did, its becuase he is so effin stupid. what idiot will intentionally stand under a thunderstorm? Im pretty darn sure he wouldve been struck anyways even if he didnt send his message to the so called "GOD".

Dont you watch the weather channel? Dont they tell you to go seek shelter when your caught in a thunderstorm? Why do you think they say that? its for your own safety, not becuase they think that you will get struck by god. LOL... Suppose they say" seek shelter when there is lightning, otherwise god will strike you.. to increase the chances of god not striking you, try not to be angry at him" lol...

Next time, I suggest you use evidence that makes better sense than that. Sorry but that was just funny. Rant over... Grin

You aren't the brightest fellow.
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